Divjot's Nacho Index

Divjot's · Live Index

Nacho Index Leaderboard

Ranked by weighted snack science. Crunch efficiency, grease penalty, and rebuy index included.

Tier index

Legendary9.5+

Dangerous8.5+

Certified Crunch7+

Mid Shelf5+

Structural Failure<5

Top 3 — Podium

STABLE

Mid Shelf

Cornitos

Sweet Chili

6.32Mid Shelf

Scientifically objective

Elite gas station engineering. Mid-tier masquerading as elite.

ELITE

Dangerous

4700BC

Cheese Jalapeno

9.23Dangerous

Scientifically objective

Aftertaste haunts pleasantly. Dust cloud deployment successful. Rebuy impulse: activated.

Snack science

Crunch vs Taste

Discover crunch traps, flavor bombs, and the elite quadrant.

Flavor bombs: high taste, weak crunchCrunch traps: high crunch, low flavorElite quadrant: high taste and crunch

4700BCCrunch 9.0 / Taste 9.0 CornitosCrunch 6.0 / Taste 7.0

Public record

Hall of Shame

Worst offenders — shareable snack disasters

Salt Imbalance

Farthest from ideal 10

3.0 gap[CON_FAIL]

Cornitos

Sweet Chili

6.32Mid Shelf

Crunch Imbalance

Farthest from ideal 10

4.0 gap[CON_FAIL]

Cornitos

Sweet Chili

6.32Mid Shelf

Dust Imbalance

Farthest from ideal 10

3.5 gap[CON_FAIL]

Cornitos

Sweet Chili

6.32Mid Shelf

Rankings

Sorted by weighted snack science